Not a day
goes by when some poor soul says to me: "Mr. Pitchfork, I saw my
girlfriend in the back of a Suburu making out with 3 sailors, should
I break up with her?" or "Dear PFJ, I have an addiction to
powdered doughnuts but they seem to give me gas... how can I stop from
breaking wind when eating my favorite food?" Now All you
have to do is ask!
All you need
to do is fill out the form below and you will soon have the answer you
are seeking. While some problems may be more serious than others, more
time may be needed to provide you with the best possible answer. Most
questions will be answered within 24-48 hours and will be emailed the
email address you provide, as well as posted on the weekly Dear
Pitchy advice page.